i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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