Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize