i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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