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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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