everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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