She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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