She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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