We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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