as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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