Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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