I think scott just propositioned me for sex
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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