I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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