I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Randomize
