We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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