question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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