it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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