i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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