No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
