The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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