dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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