:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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