I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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