Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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