I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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