Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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