I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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