I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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