I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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