can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Randomize
