I hope mine doesn't look like that
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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