ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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