All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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