He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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