oh god the rape fog is back!
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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