Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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