if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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