This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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