doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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