I wish my penis had an off switch
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
We smell like vodka and hangover
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