Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
