just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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