just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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