What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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