So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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