I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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