I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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