i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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