You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
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