put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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