Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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