I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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