More tranny stories later!
hell yes lets make some ravioli
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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