but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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