I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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